Fly On The Wall

I'm having a fly problem just like Pres. Obama. Only I have multiple flies. I left the door open for about an hour yesterday and flies invaded my house. I probably killed 100. Then I realized I probably killed 50 flies twice. See, I was putting them down the garbage disposal without running it. I think maybe I was only stunning them and they would recover and fly out of the disposal. I wised up and started running the disposal. They are now under control. I tried to swat at them like Obama did, but I dislocated my shoulder. That's why he's the President and I'm not. After I saw the clip of him killing the fly, I thought...I wonder what PETA is going to say about that? Sure enough they are sending the Pres. a humane fly catcher. I wonder if it would have been ok with PETA if he fed the dead fly to a turtle. Then it wouldn't have died in vain. I'd probably get the death penalty if they knew how I pulverized the flies in my disposal.

Patti's TOTD #8:Keep your disposal and drain clean and running smooth. Pour vinegar and baking soda down the drain and let it sit for 20 minutes or so, then pour a pan of boiling water down the drain to rinse the residue away. Don't use too much baking soda, you may end up clogging the drain. Running a lemon through the disposal makes it smell good, and ice cubes help sharpen the blades. Most important tip of all...Don't put your hand into the disposal while it is running.