This is the poem I wrote for Bryan for his 30th Birthday.
Your 30 today which could cause you to whine
But look at your mother she's 50 and quite fine
I know this day is not about me
But if I never had dirty sex you wouldn't be
You shush me all the time and think you are right
But I know that your bark is worse than your bite
You're a pain in my ass and sometimes I want to make you black and blue
But you are the best sone ever that much is sure true
I love you to pieces and am so proud of you
You're a great Dad and husband and so much fun too
I would like to take credit for all that you are
And I do take a little for getting you this far
But now that you're 30 you are all on your own
I wish you the best but just so you know I disconnected my phone
