Hang Man

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Happy Birthday Bryan

This is the poem I wrote for Bryan for his 30th Birthday.

Your 30 today which could cause you to whine
But look at your mother she's 50 and quite fine

I know this day is not about me
But if I never had dirty sex you wouldn't be

You shush me all the time and think you are right
But I know that your bark is worse than your bite

You're a pain in my ass and sometimes I want to make you black and blue
But you are the best sone ever that much is sure true

I love you to pieces and am so proud of you
You're a great Dad and husband and so much fun too

I would like to take credit for all that you are
And I do take a little for getting you this far

But now that you're 30 you are all on your own
I wish you the best but just so you know I disconnected my phone

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