Squeeky clean

I had my colonoscopy yesterday and I am happy to report that I had zero polyps. I was disappointed though. I didn't hear the symphony of trumpets that Lauren described. There was only one other instrument in the pit and his tone was a little flat. Guys are so funny they get so excited about being able to fart right in front of everyone and then talk about it without having someone yelling at them to stop. The drugs they give are pretty nice. I slept like a log in the afternoon and night. I did however fall out the back door when I first got home from the hospital. I guess that is why they tell you to not drive or operate anything with a motor.