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Showing posts with label yarn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yarn. Show all posts

Friday, May 22, 2009

Unlimited Resources

What would you do if you had unlimited resources; money that is? Everyone has their own ideas, here are a few of mine.

I would hire an assistant. They would follow me around and do the things that I don't want to do. Like...folding laundry, emptying the dishwasher, cleaning up after I cook, picking up the debris after I trim bushes and weed the garden, sanding wood furniture that I have made, etc.... (It appears with that list that I just don't like to finish what I start. Interesting! I never realized that until I just now wrote it.)
I couldn't have just any assistant though. They would have to be able to read my mind as to what I needed them to do, otherwise it would annoy me. They would also have to be invisible until I needed them so I wouldn't feel like I had to entertain them. They would also have to do everything exactly how I would do it, so I don't feel like I have to do it over. Basically they would need to be a clone.

I would build a workshop with every tool available. I would have a master carpenter come and instruct me on how to use everything.

I would also build a yoga/exercise studio with wood floors and lots of windows. I would have Rachel from Kachman's Institute be my personal trainer.

I would have the best Massage Therapist in the world come to my house every week for a therapeutic/relaxation massage. He or she (preferably a hot and hunky he) would know exactly which muscles were sore and give the perfect massage, so that in my head I wouldn't be thinking all the time of what they were doing wrong.

That is really the extent of my list. No exotic vacations, cars or jewelry. If I had the things on my list I would be healthy and I could make anything I wanted. Oh, One more item: Unlimited supply of yarn.

What would you do?