Top 10 Reasons Why It's Time To Leave Florida

10. I'm starting to get carpal tunnel from fishing.

9. Richard Simmons "Silver Foxes" aerobic DVD is really getting on my nerves.

8. I need to get to my hair salon. My gray roots are showing!

7. The elevator still works and I want to leave before it breaks again.

6. The condo doesn't need another crocheted doily.

5. I know my chickens and rabbits miss me.

4. If I don't get home soon, Bryan might kill my chickens, rabbits and plants.

3. I miss my cordless drill and compound miter saw.

2. My family needs me! At least I hope so. I know I need them and miss them.

And the #1 reason It's time to go home...........
I'm almost out of coffee creamer and I don't want to have to make an 80 miles round trip to Naples to get it.