Whaddup Doe: joke

What Patti Always Says.....

Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see
Embrace The Journey
Everything you want is on the other side of fear.
I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food!
I'm gonna hop on my mentral cycle and run your ass over!
Let the past influence you, let the future entice you, but let the present envelop you. Author: ME
Life is not about the number of breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away.
My eccentricities make me deliciously me!
Opinions are like assholes....everybody has one and most of them stink!
The body can do wonderous things if the mind will let it.
The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you are finished.
What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.
You are only as happy as your unhappiest child.