Have you kissed a Wiener today?

My weekend was filled with multiple wieners and missing cocks. There were wieners everywhere. I had four on my lap at one time. We started out with six wieners, then someone came and bought one. Then there were three big wieners and two small ones left. I wanted to bring one home with me, but Joe said no. He didn't want Ellie to be jealous. I told him I would share my new wiener with her too, but he still said no. The missing cock was a big shock too. I really wanted to see it and maybe even hold it. Oh well, maybe next time. What a great weekend.