The Cheesiest

Someone forgot to tell the people traveling to Glenbrook Mall that the economy is bad. It was packed. Now I remember why I hate to go out there. Maybe people were there because they didn't have anything else to do and it was raining outside. I don't know, but it was crazy and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. I did notice however, an ad on tv the other day promoting a product that I have not seen in a long time. Velveeta. I know Velveeta has been around for a long time, but I think its making a resurgence because they are promoting the fact that it is cheaper than regular cheese. Sure it's cheaper, it not even real cheese! It just happens to be the color of cheese. Don't buy real cheese that is made with milk and has protein and calcium, buy fake shit because it's cheaper. So now everyone is going to be poor and in bad health. I shouldn't bash fake cheese though, because I use fake creamer for my coffee and it's probably worse. Oh well, I guess we all have our vices. Sorry Bryan I know your a fan of Velveeta and cheese squeeze. Give me some creamy goat cheese please!