Complete Randomness. This is the ADHD of blogs; never focusing on one subject for very long.
Hang Man
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
New Year's Resolution
Actually I am going to make a resolution. It's not something I can really fail at because it can't really be measured, so I am safe from ridicule for not having kept it. I resolve to make an "effort" to leave the house more and be more social. I know, Weird! I am actually well on my way to becoming a hermit. If I could get someone to shop for me, I would probably never leave the house. I am perfectly happy and content to stay in my own little world. I'll work on that and I guess we'll see what happens.
Happy Birthday Hailey
Monday, December 29, 2008
Have you hugged your wiener today?
Look at that face! How could you not kiss that wiener? I am sure by now you have figured out that I was talking about wiener dogs in my previous blog...or was I?
Robbie and Steve's dog; Kylie, had puppies and I completely fell in love with the little female runt. I would have brought her home in a heartbeat if I didn't think that Joe would be mad. I brought home a new Kayak and gun instead. My original pink pistol didn't work properly, so I returned it and got a little S&W 38 special revolver. It's cute, but it's not pink. (I know, guns aren't supposed to be cute, but it is). By the way, it's Steve's cock that's missing. Robbie saw it out the window on Saturday morning, but she hasn't seen it since. Steve is beside himself! Ok, I'll stop with the double meaning bantering, but it's so fun. Anyway, Steve has lost all of his chickens but one. Of the 10 or so dogs at Steve's house right now, 2or more of them killed the chickens. Poor chickies! Steve doesn't normally have 10 dogs, but he is watching Shane's 2 dogs and he still has some puppies left along with his 4 dogs. I thought I had a zoo!
Have you kissed a Wiener today?
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
TV Pollution
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Shades of Grey
Friday, December 19, 2008
Stats
Thursday, December 18, 2008
What Not To Do With a 4 Wheeler
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Christmas Faux Pas
A. Invite them to a CHRISTMAS Party.
B. Give them a Christmas Tree ornament as a gift.
C. Sing Christmas Carols while you wait for Santa.
D. Serve Pork. Not just one kind though. Serve ham, pulled pork and bacon.
E. Finally, give them a gag gift related to pigs.
Totally offensive isn't it? I did all of the above and probably more that I am not even aware of to Brian's "woman friend". In my defense however, I did not know that she was Jewish until the day of our party. Thanks Brian! It's no secret that I am not a fan of organized religion of any kind, but I would never intentionally show such blatant disregard for someones faith. Yes, I would have still sang the Christmas carols and had Santa come, but I certainly wouldn't have served Pork!!!!!
I also would have rethought my pig gift to her. So, my sincerest apology to Malia. I really felt bad when I realized all that I had done inadvertently. I think she knows it was unintentional and she seemed totally unaffected by it all. I won't know for sure though until our next family gathering. If you can look at this with an open mind however, it really is quite hilarious. By the way I did all of my cooking with Kosher salt. Kosher salt on pulled pork! How ironic!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Chirstmas 2008
This photo pretty much sums up our weekend Christmas gathering; chaotic and fun! I tried to get a picture of all of the grand babies with Nanu. I think we succeeded pretty well. All of us are in the picture anyway. This needs to be a new tradition. Maybe by the time they are 21 they will all cooperate at the same time. Actually I love the picture because it shows real life. Go to the "photo gallery" to view the rest of the photos. I have much more to say about our weekend, but for now I have to go reorganize my house and see what all was left behind.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Ho Ho Holy Shit!
I'm not sure that this is what my dad had in mind when he started using that Santa suit some 50 odd years ago. Times are a changing however and you have to go with the flow.
PS If you think you can stomach it, there is a video. Just go to the link for my photo gallery.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Dumb Ass Attack
Quality Control
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Lighten up your Holidays.
"Lighten Up". I thought this chapter was appropriate for the Holiday Season. It talks about how we lose perspective over the little things in life that are unpleasant. The things that are unpleasant,but we really can't change them. For instance, waiting in line. We don't like it, but complaining about it and getting our blood pressure elevated isn't worth it. Save your angst for when someone cuts you off in traffic on your motorcycle (I digress). One of my favorite lines from the chapter is: "The root of being uptight is our unwillingness to accept life as being different, in any way, from our expectations." Expectations are a big downfall to having true happiness at any given time. You expect your child to act a certain way at an event you are very excited for. When they don't, you get disappointed. I have a scenario in my head that at our Christmas party everyone will be sitting down at the table at the same time and I will give a toast with everyone in complete silence with their glasses raised, including the kids. Ha Ha Ha, like that is ever going to happen. I seriously have no expectation that that will really happen, but if I did I would be really disappointed. Have no expectations and be pleasantly surprised when something goes as planned. Life is simply what it is, you either roll with it, or create difficulties and suffer. There is a quote from Benjamin Franklin in the book: "Our limited perspective, our hopes and fears become our measure of life, and when circumstances don't fit our ideas, they become our difficulties." Things won't go right and you will get stressed and disappointed, just keep things in perspective and "Lighten Up!"
PS: Bryan, if you use these words against me, I will give you a smack down!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Happy Birthday Brian with an I
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Good Tidings of the Season
Sunday, November 16, 2008
The Cheesiest
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Happy Birthday Brad
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
More Babies
I could do this all day long. I love my flip video, but when you make a movie mix, you can't choose which parts of each video you want to go into the movie. I need an actual editing program so I can customize. Plus I need to learn how to download music (legally of course) so I can have some different tunes. It's all a process. One day you will be calling me Patti Spielberg.
Babies and Papa Joe
If you're over 4 or under 65 you don't get to be in the video. It's all about the babies and Papa Joe.
Monday, November 10, 2008
I'm Married to a Senior Citizen
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Historic Day
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Jax Halloween
Halloween Antics
I'm a bad Nanu, but in my defense I can only be one place at once. Brad probably wishes I was in another place instead of with them. I decided to dress up Ellie and my plans were to trick or treat with Jax for the first half of the trick or treat hours and with Julian and Nickel the second half. Well, Ellie kind of stole the show in her princess outfit. Everyone was commenting on the cute dog. One lady asked me: "what is his name?" "Jaxon", I replied. "No, the dogs name?" Oops! I also made the mistake of letting Jax hold Ellie once and now he doesn't want to put her down. So the whole time if Jax wasn't holding Ellie, he was screaming. Amanda and Brad's expectations of a perfect Halloween were shattered by reality. Ellie and I won't be invited next year. I am ready to leave to go see Julian and Nickel, and Sarah sends me a text that they are just about done. Crap! I got there just as they were getting back to Sarah's parents house. I missed the whole thing, but at least I was going to watch them later that evening while Sarah and Bryan went to a party. Bryan and Sarah came over to get dressed for their party. Sarah was a dirty pirate hooker and Bryan was an 80's rocker. Bryan wore some of my clothes and a wig and I put his makeup on. (Something I never thought would happen). I figured out why his look disturbed me so much......He looked like me! You be the judge.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
New Fad
I am shocked that Lauren and Sarah knew what the Neti pot was. Apparently though I am the one out of the loop. I guess it's the new thing in nasal care. All of the best noses are using them. I rank it just above ear candling. There is evidence that using a saline spray in your nose may be effective if you feel like you are getting a cold or having an allergy attack. I agree with that, however; spending $20 on a ceramic pitcher to pour saline up your nose is insane as far as I'm concerned. Not to mention that it can't feel very good. Save the 20 bucks and put a straw in a glass of saline and suck it up. That will work and it's a lot cheaper. Why can't I come up with these retarded inventions and make a million dollars
What is it?
Moving Forward
Ok, so I am moving on and feeling better. I think I may have scared everyone a little. Plus no one was commenting on my blogs for fear of what to say that might send me over the edge. I tend to say out loud what most people only think. That's just me being deliciously me! It's when I don't say anything that you have to worry.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Change of Plans
Saturday, October 25, 2008
The Roller Coaster Ride Continues
Happy Birthday Lisa
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Emotional Rollercoaster
This evening I got on my blog and read the comment from Steve. It has to be hard not being around. Steve, I want you and anyone else reading to know that I have never felt put upon to take care of Mom or felt that it should be you instead of me taking care of this. I have finally found my place in my family. I am the caretaker. It's what I do best and what I need to do. I know if you lived here you would be right by my side doing this with me. But I would have to be in charge though because I am a control freak (just ask Amanda). I finally feel like you and I are on the same page and I wouldn't change a thing. I love you too more than you know!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Life Changes
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Happy Anniversary
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Political Story Time
Addemdum to Predators Beware!
Happy Anniversary
Predators Beware!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Oh The Horror!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
The Mighty Hunter
Digital Converter
Monday, October 13, 2008
Fowl Play
Three of my girls have become the victims of fowl play. Sometime between the hours of 4pm and 8pm they went missing. Unlike when Sugar disappeared leaving no evidence, I found a trail of feathers. It was dark when I began searching so I will have to resume tracking in the morning. I would say it's a 95% probability that it was a coyote. I have always said that I could never hunt, unless the animal pissed me off. Well, I'm pissed off, so watch out coyotes I'm coming for you!
Are you happy now?
Sunday, October 12, 2008
I have a girl crush on Chelsea Handler. Not that I want to have sex with her or anything, I would just like to hang out with her. She is hilarious!!!! She says what most people think and she doesn't apologize for it. If you've never watched her show, you have to check it out. Chelsea for President!
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/chelsea/index.jsp
New Look
Thursday, October 9, 2008
The perfect match
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Dial a Human
Monday, October 6, 2008
Quit being mean to me!
Nursing 101
This is a panniculus, an image that I'm sure you will never forget. I had a friend working in the ER that had to put a catheter in a women with a large panniculus. She had to move the panniculus and when she did, a $10 bill fell out. The woman said that that is where she hides her cash so her boyfriend doesn't find it. She then stuck it underneath her breast. One reason why you should never put money in your mouth. You don't know where it's been.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Bad News....Good News
Friday, October 3, 2008
Happy Birthday Laura
Sunday, September 28, 2008
The Chicken Chronicles
Happy Birthday to Robbie and Shane
Shaner, you are the biggest sweetest teddy bear ever! You are so much fun to be around. I am sad that I don't get to see you more often, but when I do it's always entertaining. I Love you and I hope you have a wonderful Birthday. (Don't fall down.)
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Proper Baby Etiquette
Monday, September 22, 2008
Happy Birthday Henry
Friday, September 19, 2008
When Chickens Attack
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Happy Birthday Kris
Monday, September 15, 2008
Congrats Karl & Monica
Update....Delanie was born on the 13th, not the 14th. Sorry!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Mani Pedi
Thanks Amanda for the new cultural experience.
No Baby Bunnies!!!!!
Friday, September 12, 2008
Happy Birthday Amber
Hey look! This is my 100th blog.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Happy Birthday Lauren
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Final Wedding Wrap Up
Finally the Math..... 1 liter is 1000cc
1.75 liter is 1750cc
1 cup is 240cc so, there is approximately 7 1/3 cups of tequilla in each of the jugs used to make the marguaritas.
4 jugs of tequilla is 7 liters or just shy of 30 cups
Based on the recipe we had and all of the people trying to figure it out, I don't know how they turned out so good. I was forbidden to have any though. Bryan was afraid I would do something stupid.
More Wedding Details
Monday, September 8, 2008
Video Montage
I lied, I couldn't go to sleep till I got this video posted. I love it! I got a new video camera at Amanda's recommendation called a FLIP video. It's tiny like a camera and it records up to 1 hour of video. You can download it to your computer and the software is built right into the camcorder, then you can do fun stuff like this video. Enjoy the Godferrin Wedding video!
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Kyle & Carrie's Wedding
What a great weekend. It had all the elements of the perfect wedding. Let's recap. There was hugging, lots of laughing, drinking, eating, crying, family drama, broken bones, more drinking, dancing, wardrobe malfunctions, forgetfulness, naked men, wet sheets, math, singing, falling down and then more laughing and drinking, arguing, stress, and only 2 bathrooms for around 10-12 people. It doesn't get any better than that. I'll elaborate more later, for now I have to catch up on my sleep. After all I'm 49 now, I need my rest. Check out the pictures in the photo gallery.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Good Times
Pictures of Labor Day Party
PS: A "bye" is when a player or team advances to the next round "without" playing due to uneven amount of players or teams. It doesn't mean that the team with the "bye" has to run around and get as tired as the teams that didn't have the "bye". Just FYI.
Happy Anniversary
Party Recap
As usual I didn't take enough pictures. All of the grand kids were there and I didn't get a picture of them together. We have yet to get a picture with all of them. Maybe next year. Bryan, Brad, Jim, Julian and I spent the night at the farm. Bryan,Brad and Jim were supposed to camp. Brad was the only "big boy." He actually camped. Jim and Bryan came in the house around 3am and slept. Sarah didn't really want Julian to camp out, especially being around the routy guys. I wasn't sure how we were going to convince him that it would be more fun to sleep inside with Nanu. All it took was the coyotes howling once and he was ready to go inside. I fixed breakfast over the campfire the next morning, and after the guys helped me put stuff away they went home and I stayed till around 5pm and finished cleaning. I'm already planning for next year. Anyone know a good banjo player?
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Dog Days of Summer
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
EGGstravaganza
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
FIRST EGG!!!
I got the first egg....if you want to call it an egg. I know its for real this time because you couldn't buy this egg in the store. It doesn't have a shell. That's right folks, no shell. For a first time chicken mommy (that's me) this was an interesting sight. If it hadn't been for Joe telling me about seeing eggs like this before, I probably would have been shocked. It feels like those fake breasts you can buy at Victoria Secret. Soft and squishy. Apparently not too uncommon in the chicken world if your chicken is lacking in calcium. There is calcium in their food, but they are not eating that much of it since its hot. They also fill up on stuff outside since they run around in the yard. So I am off to the feed store to get some oyster shells. We girls need our calcium.
Try to imagine if things were different and we laid eggs with babies in them. We'd lay about an eight pound egg and then have to lay on it for a few weeks. Sarah would be a good brooder because she likes to lay around. Imagine the size of the opening that an eight pound egg would have to come out of. Ouch!!!!!
Monday, August 25, 2008
Great News!!!!
No Sugar Tonight
Sad Day
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Happy Anniversary Julie & Michael
PS: I am totally and completely kidding about the closet thing. I want to make that clear in case anyone from Child Protective Services reads this.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Happy Anniversary Bryan & Sarah
Who Makes This Stuff Up???
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
A day in the life of a chicken farmer
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Happy Birthday Manders!
Friday, August 15, 2008
Omlet Anyone?
Imagine my excitement and surprise to go out to the hen house this morning and find eggs! 9 beautiful surprisingly clean eggs. They were all over the place. I felt like a kid at Easter. I did my happy dance right there in the middle of the hen house. I sent a picture message of my eggs to anyone I thought might remotely care. I didn't even know if any of them had camera phones. I didn't care, I was a proud Mama! I took pictures of them, I even hard boiled the eggs in my refrigerator so I could make egg salad and use them up since I was about to have fresh eggs everyday. Then..........Imagine my disappointment and shock to find out that it was an egg scam perpetrated by Bryan and Brad. Those butt heads went and got brown eggs at the store and came back last night and put them in the hen house. I should have known! The signs were there. The eggs were pristine, no poop stains, they were perfect size, shape and color, they were in the exact middle of the nesting box with no poop in site or bedding disturbed, and one was on the top of the ramp. I was so excited that I ignored the obvious. They got me good! Sarah was in on it. (that bitch). Amanda didn't know because Brad knew she would feel bad for me and probably tell. The funny thing is that I have never felt so loved. No one has ever punked me like that before. Plus it's really nice to see Bryan and Brad act like 10 year olds again. I haven't seen that since they tried to float in recycle bins down the river.
Soooooo....Bring it on boys, just remember that payback are a bitch. By the way I'm making dinner tonight and your invited.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
It's the Law
Unpredictable Kids and Animals
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Happy Birthday Dreama
Happy Birthday to Chris Ottinger yesterday. Chris is busy with new baby Orion. Congrats and Happy Birthday.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Barnyard Fun
- Rabbits have two pair of boobs
- They eat their own poop at night
- They can't throw up
- It takes 40 rabbits to make a full length coat
- They have three eyelids
- They ovulate in response to sex that is why they can reproduce so often
- Bunny sex last only seconds and their is no foreplay
So guys the next time a woman tells you that you hump like a rabbit, don't take it as a compliment.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Happy Birthday Tad
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
THE CHICKENS HAVE LANDED!
So its time to get them back in the coop for the night. Normally if they were used to it, they would go back in on their own, but I don't think they had time to acclimate to their surroundings. Joe and I try to herd them first. Not working. I tried to catch one. That didn't work either. I tried a basket. Bad idea. Finally Joe and I both caught one each. We put them through the window opening so they would know where the door is. I put mine through the door and I heard it kind of roll down the ramp. Oops! It took us about 20mins just to get those 2. Finally Joe gets behind the last eight and starts slowly coaxing them toward the front barn door. He's walking really slowly with his arms out and he's making a shhh sound. The chickens are actually walking forward in a group toward the door. One went AWOL but he got seven in at one time. Way to go Joe! Once the final chicken heard where it's sisters were, she went in too. Finally all bedded down for the night. I hope it gets easier. I took skin off my knees trying to rub the dirt and chicken poop off from crawling under the bushes trying to get them. So much fun already and it hasn't even been 24 hours. I have to go now and check on them. Joe won't let me sleep in the barn.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Chicken Update
Bryan's blog
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Moore Family Reunion
Friday, August 1, 2008
Happy Birthday Matthew and Jan
And....Happy B-day to Jan (Brad's dad). Jan is in Oklahoma right now visiting his granddaughter for her 1st birthday. I think they have the Internet in Oklahoma so hopefully he will get his birthday greeting. Have a great B-day!