Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary Julie and Michael. I hope you have a wonderful day. Can't wait to see you! Love you bunches!

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary Bryan and Sarah. I know that Bryan worked late tonight and Sarah had to go to work before he got home. I'm not sure they saw much of each other today. But I know they celebrated earlier in the week. Something about Sarah getting Black and Bleu. Ohhhhh, she was talking about steak. Well anyway, Happy Anniversary. I love you both!

Biology 101

Julian and Nicholas caught some tiny toads in my yard today. They put them in containers with grass and sticks. I'm gonna call Nicholas; "Lenny", you know, Of Mice And Men fame. He dropped his toad one too many times and gave it some tight squeezes. "Nanu my frog won't move, is he sleeping?" "Oh dear, why don't you let him go in the flower bed and maybe he'll wake up."

I recieved a science lesson from Julian. He asked me if his toad was a boy or a girl. I told him I had no idea how you tell. He turns the toad upside down and pulled it's little legs apart. (This toad was no bigger than a quarter.) He says: "I know how you tell. If it has a black penis then it's a boy and if it has a pink penis it's a girl." "Really? I never knew that." For all I know he could be right.

Happy Birthday

No, I didn't forget to wish my own daughter a Happy Birthday yesterday. She had me busy all day shopping with her and then I went to the farm with Joe. No time to blog. The farm is kind of primative. No Internet. Anyway, Happy Birthday Amanda! You have become the most amazing woman. I am in awe of you everyday. (God, I did such a good job raising you, or maybe you just did a good job of overcoming how your were raised :). Either way, I Love You!

Freedom Of The Road

Riding my motorcycle today!!!!Feeling the exhilaration of the power and speed and the wind rippling against my jacket. Wait a minute.............I'm not wearing a jacket. Son of A...That's me rippling in the wind. Time to step up my yoga workouts.

Whaaaaat???

I have a dicky. It's not new though, it used to be my Mom's dicky. She doesn't need her dicky anymore. I washed my dicky and it looks like new! Some dickys slip right on, but I have to button my dicky on. My dicky is white and pointed on the end. I wish I had a black one too. No one knows when I have my dicky on, that's the fun of it. Sometimes my dicky gets to close to my face. I don't like that. I prefer my dicky around the neck. Maybe when I'm done with my dicky I can pass it on to Amanda. It's good to keep your dicky in the family. You don't want just anyone using your dicky. I love my dicky and I use it often. Would you like to see my dicky???? Scroll to the bottom of the page.

Life On The Inside

I got a call from the nursing home. Judy the Social Services Director says: "Do you have a minute?" I'm thinking "SHIT, what is going on????" "Sure, what's up?" I hear: sssscccczzzzfound cccczzzzssssknife zzzzzcccccssssMom's ssssccczzzroom. "Wait Judy I have to change phones I can't hear you very well. Did she just say something about a knife? "Ok, now I can hear you, what did you say?" "We found a couple pair of scissors and a knife in your Mom's room and we can't have that here." What the hell? Is Mom planning on overpowering the aides and making a break for it? Or is she planning on shanking her roommate for a pack of cigarettes? Or worse yet, do they have a zero tolerance policy on weapons and now they are going to expel her? (Think fast Patti you have to get her out of this.) "They aren't hers Judy, they are mine." "Ok then, I'll have them in the office and you can pick them up the next time you visit."

The scissors were there just because she had them at her other place in a cup with pens and pencils. I'm pretty sure the knife in question is actually a letter opener. It never occurred to me that they would be considered contraband. I'm just wondering who ratted her out to the warden??????

Celebrations Abound!

Wow! Today is a popular day. Birthdays and Anniversaries. Dreama Belle is 97 years old today. NINETY SEVEN! 97! Other than some osteoporosis and a little memory loss, Dreama is still a ball of fire. I Love You Dreama Belle, Happy Happy Birthday.

Chris O. birthday was yesterday. Happy Birthday Chris. Hope to see you and Esta and Orion at the party!

Happy Anniversary to Steve and Robbie. I'm pretty sure it's 27 years. I remember that because I didn't get to come to the wedding because I was pregnant with Amanda and she was due any day. I also remember your courtship. I'm glad Steve was smart enough to marry you Robbie. Love you guys and have a happy day!